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(OOC NOTE: YES. This is a Scrubs/Dragon Age crossover. Why? Because this is what happens when you are into two fandoms at the same time. I have no idea whether or not the other Scrubs characters should take the place of the DA ones [i.e. Dr. Cox as First Enchanter Cox or the Janitor as the Sten...and therefore, The Janitor etc.] but I'll just stick with what I got for now. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I MEAN, COME ON.)

Name: John Dorian "J.D." Amell
Class: Mage
Sex: Male
Specializations: Spirit Healer
Alignment: Neutral Good

Fun Facts:
*Narrates to himself a lot.
*Daydreams a lot.
*Thinks Morrigan is hot, but also very scary. He does his best not to piss her off but it sometimes backfires. Sometimes literally. He thinks that deep down, all she needs is a friend and a hug.
*Likes Leliana even though he thinks she's a little crazy. But he doesn't mind.
*Likes to give frowny face Sten a sneak hug and believes that a box of kittens will revive the Qunari should he ever fall in battle.
*Named his Mabari hound Rowdy.
*Likes to ride on top of Alistair while screaming "GRIIIIIFFONNNNN!" Total BFF.
*Not exactly attracted to Zevran, but he likes what he does with his hair. And wishes he has that sexy accent.
*Gets scared easily. Feel free to scare him.
*Does not do blood magic, but wonders if it's possible to become a floating head mage.
*Even if he attempted blood magic, it would probably end up like this.
*Actually did attempt to leave from the Circle a few years back, when his curiosity of the outside world got to him. That didn't work out too well.
*Most likely had Alistair perform the killing blow on the Archdemon instead, because J.D. wouldn't have the strength to pick up a two-handed sword. Even if he did, he would probably fall over...in fact, yes, that's exactly what happened.
*Dislikes the really mean templars but would honestly like for everyone in the Circle to get along. Especially like this. Perhaps someday.
*After the whole Awakening fiasco, J.D. pays a visit to Alistair.

My Joining

"As I envy Duncan for having such awesome facial hair, he is explaining to me our plans for now."

"Every recruit must go through a secret ritual we call the Joining in order to become a Grey Warden. The ritual is brief, but some preparation is required. We must begin soon."

1. What do you need me to do?
2. Why is this ritual so secret?
3. Am I the only recruit you have?
4. Wonderful. Let's get this over with then.
5. (Daydream)

J.D. is now imagining an all male Grey warden orgyvbdhsjabdjka

"...Are you all right?"

"U-uh...why is this ritual so secret?"

"The Joining is dangerous. I cannot speak more of it except to say that you will learn all in good time. Until then, you must trust that what is done is necessary."

"...THERE WILL BE BANANA HAMMOCKS EVERYWHERE!"

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My Nature of the Beast

"Whether it's within the Circle or with the elves, I realize I have this natural tendency to get myself involved in other people's problems. I think that it's both a good thing and a bad thing as a Warden- and Morrigan always disapproves- yep. There she goes with that look of disgust. Oh well, I'll get her a necklace later to make up for it."

"...and I won't be acknowledged as a Hunter unless I get a wolf pelt..."

"Oh, Maker! You were too focused on warding the burning glare that you know Morrigan is giving as she's standing behind you that you weren't listening. Quick. Work with what you got!"

"...y-you have very pinchable cheeks."

"..."

"...May I pinch them?"

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Our Dark Ritual

“I know what happens to the Grey Wardens when they die [blah blah]”

“So what do you propose?”

“Lay with me here, tonig-…when did you undress?”

“Within the millisecond you said 'lay.'”

"Ugh."

Our Goodbye

"Hey, Morrigan. I want to talk about last night."

"Let me talk, then, and you shall listen. I shall be brief. What was done had to be done. I regret it not. Let us not complicate it further."

"I understand. I wanted to thank you...for everything."

"I...yes. I see. You are welcome. And...thank you. This means everything to me, you cannot know."

"And by the way, do you think you can name the child after me?"

"No."

"Or or or! If the child is a girl, how about Jennifer Dylan? Or J.D. for short? Huh? Huuuuh?"

"Oh, go slay your Archdemon and be done with it!"

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I can't do this all on my own
No, I know,
I'm no Andraste